"Now I could lie to you, and say I'm just going out for a packet of cigarettes. But the truth is, I'm leaving you to raise eight-year-old Black Dynamite by yourself. So dig while you can, because the light just turned motherf*cking green! By, bitch!" -Reverend Daddy Dynamite, informing his wife that he is leaving her.

Reverend Daddy Dynamite, sometimes called Daddy, is Black Dynamite's father and a pastor. He is greedy and hedonistic, and seems to only care about his son Black Dynamite.