The Dark Side of the Dark Side of the Moon or a Crisis for Christmas
Season 1, Episode 4
Air date August 5, 2012
Prod. Code 104
Written by Carl Jones
Scott Fuselier
Directed by Carl Jones
Nate Clesowich
Episode Guide
"Taxes and Death or Get Him to the Sunset Strip"
"Panic on The Player's Ball Express or That's Influenza Sucka"

"The Dark Side of the Dark Side of the Moon or a Crisis for Christmas" is the fourth episode of Season 1 of Black Dynamite.


When Black Dynamite discovers he's unliked during Christmas, he discovers he has to make himself more likeable by emulating the one man he hates most for stealing his thunder: O.J. Simpson (Aries Spears). He joins O.J. on a lunar mission, but when O.J. bails at the last minute, Dynamite is trapped in space just as the rocket explodes, making everyone believe he is dead. O.J. managed to survive, gave Chirstmas to the alien children and he made it back to Earth. He throw a moon rock at O.J. before he got to Earth.

At the end, Black Dynamite gave the moon rocks to the orphans, but the orphans tell him that they learn that Christmas is about peace and happiness. Black Dynamite got angry and called them ungrateful bastards and he flushes the moon rocks down the toilet. Causing the orphans to cry, leaving them nothing to have for Christmas.

"Less likeable my ***! I just went to the moon for y'all kids! THE MOON! I'm flushing these moon rocks down the toilet! You bunch of ungrateful, non-appreciative, no-good mother... DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!"